2 More Senran Kagura Burst Videos Remind Us What Buying Porn Was Like Before The Internet

Publisher PQube is absolutely going all out when it comes to marketing Senran Kagura Burst on Nintendo 3DS as smut, given its influx of videos lately. It released two more live action clips, each more ridiculous than the last, to show you that the brawler on the 3D device is all about tits.

In the first clip, we witness what it’s like to buy porn, before the internet finally made it safe for perverts everywhere. You’d actually have to go up to a person and interact with them to get your skin fix before. If you were born somewhere in the nineties, this concept will sound extremely weird and foreign to you.

In continuation of this ancient practice, the second video shows us what it was like, before you had to hide porn on your computer. We’d have to physically store that entity somewhere. Good luck blaming it on some virus then! More supposed hilarity ensues.

This campaign is set forth to convince embarrassed buyers to purchase the game through the Nintendo eShop, since the European launch of that is today.

While Senran Kagura Burst is definitely going for a cheeky approach to its marketing, the Nintendo 3DS game is actually about fighting hordes of enemies. Really, the whole boobs in your face thing is only a minor element forced into the game’s core design. Some of you will love that though.

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